It’s 2 P.M. Still sleeping, but who’s banging on the door? “Housekeeping!” Your eyes open to see a mermaid scooting across the floor. The housekeeper screams and mutters a prayer. This can’t be right. Your eyes close. It’s after 4 now. Your head’s pounding. So many questions. You’ve got to meet everyone downstairs in an hour to do it all again. Not a problem. You’re a professional. You crack open a Rehab Monster Tea + Lemonade and let the watermelon-infused electrolytes, vitamins, and botanicals work their life-giving, hydration magic. Congrats, You’re back from the dead.

Brewed Tea (filtered Water, Black Tea Solids), Lemon Juice Concentrate, Glucose, Taurine, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Panax Ginseng Extract, Natural Flavors, Magnesium Lactate Dihydrate, Monopotassium Phosphate, Calcium Lactate Pentahydrate, Caffeine, Sucralose, Concentrated Coconut Water, Niacinamide (vit. B3), Salt, D-calcium Pantothenate (vit. B5), Quercetin Dihydrate, L-carnitine L-tartrate, D-glucuronolactone, Guarana Extract, Inositol, Acesulfame Potassium, Acai Puree, Goji Berry Puree, Mangosteen Concentrated Puree, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (vit. B6), Cyanocobalamin (vit. B12).

Tea may settle. Shake gently.